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Just going to bed before I do something I shouldn’t do right now. Sorry for all the feelings tumblr.

  • Marshall: All that crap you said to me about "we need to figure out who we are outside of us, and we need to learn to do things on our own.". It broke my heart. Three months ago, you broke my heart.
  • Lily: Can we please get back together?
  • Marshall: Lily, you were right. All that crap was right. So, no. No, we can't get back together. We shouldn't. At least, not right now.
  • Lily: Wow. OK. Yeah. Wi... Will we still see each other?
  • Marshall: Yeah. Yeah. I think so. I don't know. This is all really new to me. I just got out of a long relationship . . . I like your hair.

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3 new additions to our Cards Against Humanity deck 😉

3 new additions to our Cards Against Humanity deck 😉

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

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hf748get9wihq:

if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay

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